Wednesday, June 12, 2013

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Okay, folks here's the mad lib in context! 

First, The original text:

For a moment, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her feet and started running down the path. Eric reached the forest just as she disappeared beyond a curve in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled vines before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.
At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the castle gates, and stood with her sword held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “heads are gonna roll!”
That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the captain of the guard, dryly.
Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the castle.”
Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Please! Please open the gate!”

And now for yours!


Tom Wild Rose

For a millisecond, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her ankle and started running down the path. Eric reached the schoolmarm tree just as she disappeared beyond an octagon in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled delphinium before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.
At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the hospital gates, and stood with her claymore held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Ribs are gonna slice!”
That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the Major of the guard, dryly.
Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the hospital.”
Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Rumtiddlium-tumRumtiddlium-tum open the gate!”


Momma Eagle

For a year, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her elbow and started running down the path. Eric reached the Grand Canyon just as she disappeared beyond a Parallelapiped in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled Poison Ivy before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.
At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the Memorial Bank gates, and stood with her sling shot held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Big toes are gonna be flung!”
That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the colonel of the guard, dryly.
Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the Memorial Bank.”
Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “PopcornPopcorn open the gate!”


Kiri Liz:


For 3 1/2 thousand seconds, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her Minimus and started running down the path. Eric reached Aslan's Howe just as she disappeared beyond an Isosceles triangle in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled Kosteletzkya before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.
At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the Millenium Dome gates, and stood with her Mercygiver held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Subcraniums are gonna Pronk!”
That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the Brigadier General of the guard, dryly.
Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the Millenium Dome.”
Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Please! Please open the gate!”


Miss Melody Muffin:

For four seconds, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her ring finger and started running down the path. Eric reached the Leaning Birch Tree just as she disappeared beyond a trapezoid in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled myrrh trees before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.
At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the stone armory gates, and stood with her javelin held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Knees are gonna be slashed!”
That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the Major General of the guard, dryly.
Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the .”
Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “KezangoKezango open the gate!”


Vote for your favorite (as long it's not your own! Play fair!) and the best mad libber will get an extra couple of points for the giveaway!

4 comments:

  1. Aww, choices!!! I like Tom's and Kiri's equally well. They are my favorites. Momma Eagle's is good too, especially the magic word popcorn. :D

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  2. Oh, my--I can't decide! I like bits from each one!!! (Especially the big toes being flung and Aslan's Howe. And "subcraniums are gonna pronk!" Ooh-ha!)

    So yeah, I'm gonna be chicken and pass on the voting. Brilliant job, everyone!

    God bless,
    ~"Tom"~

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  3. I thought about doing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as the magic word, but was certain someone else would do it, and I didn't want to be redundant. Well... guess not, since "please" was the original magic word. :)

    Anywho, these are great!! Loved reading everyone's selections! Momma Eagle's "Popcorn!" had me laughing.

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  4. lol Those are hilarious. I love Mad Libs.... I like the last one the best, I think. Although no. 2 is a very close second (haha, and it's number 2...)

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